Dental jokes and quotes found here!
British man negotiates cost of tooth extraction (Very funny!)
“Let us be very careful not to hurt each other ……. OK?”
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain.
“No way! No needles. I hate needles” the patient said..
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going
to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same
dentist two years before.
“Is that so?” asked the first old guy. “Did he do a good job?”
The second oldster replied, “Well, I was on the golf course yesterday
when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been
going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the balls .”
The first old guy was confused and asked, “What the hell does that
have to do with your dentures?”
“It was the first time in two years my teeth didn’t hurt.”
Impractical Jokers video
Quotes about or involving the dentist
“That’s the Kind of Porsche that Dentists Drive” Steve Jobs